Miniature Monster Action Hotline is Live

Professor E. Engd, Dh.P., curator of the Miniature Monster Étagère, has prevailed upon us to institute a Miniature Monster Action Hotline. Please call this number for monster fact reports:

(650) 273-5382

The Professor is truly impressed with audio factography, and feels the Mode of Sound will more effectively communicate the worth of his work than does the Mode of Internet.  (This theory has many flawed conclusions and assumptions, in our opinion.)

We should also note that a Monster Fact Submission System has been live for some time; please contribute any known facts you may know about any monster.  The Professor has promised to cite you in his publications, if your fact can be verified.